I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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