Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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