Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Who died my cat blue again?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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