I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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