i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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