come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
of course. lets lasso hookers.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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