I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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