oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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