I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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