This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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