Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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