Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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