whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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