that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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