I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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