if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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