In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
time to smoke my breakfast
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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