hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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