Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I stole a fireplace last night.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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