hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
