Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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