I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Watching her eat just hurts me
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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