I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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