so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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