The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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