high people should be assigned attendants
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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