So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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