Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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