This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
my shit smells like andre
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
