did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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