I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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