I heard we made out
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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