I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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