Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Randomize
