Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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