Grow some girl-balls and come out already
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Someone came in the potted fern
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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