My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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