You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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