You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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