You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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