# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i think i have herpe
just one?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
