I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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