I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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