I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
do herpes really smell.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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