Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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