Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My brain says no but my pants say off.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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