is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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