He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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