Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
