why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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