On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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